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  • Scottish Logic

    A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

    "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

    We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her." ...

  • Three Brothers

    Three brothers left home and went out to make their fortunes. When they got back together, they compared the presents they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a huge mansion for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her...