Organized Clutter

Mr. Dillon hates to go shopping with his wife, but Mrs. Dillon insists that he accompany her regularly to her favorite department store. Without fail, he gets very bored because he prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Dillon loves to browse. One day, Mrs. Dillon received the following letter from the department [...]

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours…

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
3. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her…

“I can’t find it” MEANS: It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless. “That’s women’s work” MEANS: It’s difficult, dirty, and thankless. “Will you marry me?” MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can’t find the washer, and there’s no peanut butter left. “It’s a guy thing.” MEANS: There’s [...]

Because I’m a man… when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. when the car isn’t running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know [...]