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  • The International Council of Man Laws

    1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
    2. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
    3. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her...
  • Deciphering Men’s Speech Patterns

    “I can’t find it” MEANS: It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless. “That’s women’s work” MEANS: It’s difficult, dirty, and thankless. “Will you marry me?” MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can’t find the washer, and there’s...
  • Understanding Men… A Guide!

    Because I’m a man… when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an option. I will win. when the car isn’t running very well, I will pop the...