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  • She’s New To Football

    A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward, he asked her how she liked the game.

    "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.

    "What do you mean?" he asked.

    "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"

  • Dictionary For Women

    Argument [ahr-gyuh-muhnt] -noun: A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet. Airhead [air-hed] -noun: What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Barbeque [bahr-bi-kyoo] -noun: You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced...
  • Blonde Detectives

    A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hid it. “This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?” The first blonde...
  • Blonde Convention

    80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid” Convention. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde gingerly works her way...
  • Blonde Charter

    Two bowling teams – one of all blondes and one of all brunettes – charter a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana. The brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rode on the top level. The...