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Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes. Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I [...]

My boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary. He said in a rage, “Is this what you get paid for?” I told him, “Nope! I do this for free.” This same boss was into all this dumb inspirational and motivation stuff, too. I remember, once, he posted a sign which read [...]

A young engineer was leaving the office at 6:00 pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO. “This is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?” “Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned the [...]

I urgently needed a few days off from work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “crazy” then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me [...]

Shortly after arriving at work, John ran into his boss in the hallway. “Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked John. Caught off-guard by such a strange question and not sure how he should respond, John hesitated for a moment and then replied, “Yes sir, absolutely!” “Well, then, I thought so,” the [...]