Artist Ray Villafane began carving pumpkins on a lark for his art students in a small rural school district in Michigan. The hobby changed his life as he gained a viral following online and unlocked his genuine love of sculpting. Here are images of pumpkin carvings Villafane created over the past five years. Share
ShareOn my way home the other night I was stopped by the police. It was close to midnight.
The Policeman asked me where I was going.
I advised him that I was on my way to hear a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.
The policeman asks, “Really? And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”
“My wife,” I replied.
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Sure Chief. Coming right up.”
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”
The waiter says, “Whoa, Tonto! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”
The Indian smiles and proudly says, “Training for position in United States Congress. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.”
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