Hunting Trip

Three friends go out hunting. One of them is a genius, another a pretty smart guy and the last is a complete idiot.

The genius goes out hunting for a couple of hours and comes back with a HUGE buck. The other 2 friends are standing there, and they say, “Wow, how did you catch that!?”

The genius replies, “Well I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and I shot it.” …

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The Deer Hunter

Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near a highway in rural Texas on the opening day of deer season. They both spotted a large trophy class buck meandering towards them. As one hunter raised his gun to shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by. The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat [...]

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